What happens when you get caught in the crossfire between Klingons and Romulans...
...and the Borg?
Well, your head engineer suggests ejecting the warp core, your second-in-command acting Captain sends your head pilot over to a Romulan ship, your head Doctor saves Jenkins and his (future) wife, and the crew generally pulls together to do the impossible.
But hey, you sometimes manage to banish the Borg (temporarily) and induct a new planet into Federation Space, so that's cool!
Current Status: TBD